faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano)

things i dont have time for
  • youtube ads
  • people on public transit
  • your bullshit
  • the patriarchy

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft


thatfunnyblog:

SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels

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spiralheartattack:

I don’t understand the logic that whoever is calmest in an argument is winning and that somehow anger invalidates your words. I mean I can argue that your great aunt’s name is Jihinksenbob for an hour straight and be perfectly fine. It’s very easy to be calm when the topic doesn’t affect you personally or you just don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.

(Source: gummysovereign)


ndunning:

Spring is here which means more gratuitous shots of flowers than usual! At least they look pretty.

we’re just
suicidal kids
telling other
suicidal kids
that suicide
isn’t the
answer.

(via musicplot)

Tumblr in a few worlds

(via readlearnandwearpearls)

(Source: xxxantastic3)

On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.

Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)

BOOM

(via lagertha-lodbrok)

THANK YOU

oh this is SO FREAKING SPOT ON

(via giant-pancakes)

You will call me sweetheart
and I will still stumble over
good morning

I will want to know how many breaths you take after waking up
before you consider yourself alive

I will shiver when you touch me
do not be offended;
you are the warmest person I know.


How the beginning will go - Meghan Lynn  (via lesbian-a-la-mode)
I’ll always be on the backburner for you, and that’s okay because I’d rather boil over for you than go cold for somebody else.
Katey Chrest (via thinly)
I’ll remember all the things you said to me, every word.
The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman (via incoloure)